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Kuroba Kaito [Kaitou Kid] ([personal profile] nowyouseeit) wrote2017-06-21 07:07 pm

[WEEK 5: Thursday later morning, Room 104; Dirk]

[KNOCK KNOCK DIRK, SOMEONE IS COMING CALLING TODAY!!]

[. . .]

[when Dirk opens the door, he'll find Kaito, and. he's holding a metal trash can lid like a shield]










-- don't jump me yet!
splinten: appl-juice42 @ tumblr (it doens't even HAPPEN.)

[personal profile] splinten 2017-06-22 03:38 am (UTC)(link)
I had thought about lynching Girge, but Mabel really likes him. If you aren't idiots tomorrow, you can probably keep him and yourselves alive. Persuade everyone that keeping Girge alive is the only way for us to even begin to get a hint about whether or not there are other options.

Of course, you might get reamed for not asking earlier the questions I suggested, but you said you're cool with everyone hating you. Better that than lose your link to the Unclean.
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[personal profile] splinten 2017-06-22 03:55 am (UTC)(link)
You were stupid and apparently didn't think about some pretty useful questions to ask, so yeah, you're going to get reamed. You should have talked to us before you killed anyone; that was the dumbest move you pulled. There are enough self-sacrificing people here who would have seen that choice and understood, then worked to their deaths to make sure there are no other options. That's all I wanted, Kaito. I wanted the opportunity to make sure that there really were no other real choices before I died.

Then you could have killed off everyone who would be unable to agree with the plan once all other options were guaranteed to be impossible.

[Dirk is a good person to talk to. Aren't you glad you're here, Kaito, on this very tiring morning.]

I don't intend on seeing anyone lynched at that trial. I'll ask the people who trust me enough to listen to me to make sure you aren't lynched, too.
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WHOOPS PART TWO

[personal profile] splinten 2017-06-22 04:13 am (UTC)(link)
I can't promise it won't happen. I'm not exactly a mover-and-shaker here. But I'll ask the people who do know and trust me, for what it's worth.

[There are a few and they might be persuaded. They might even be persuaded to help defend Kaito and his cohorts if it comes to that.]

I can give you recommendations on how to spin it at the trial.

[At the new information, he pauses.]

You've have to find a candidate more people are willing to execute over him, and I doubt you will. So have Tsurugi take me to her tonight.
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[personal profile] splinten 2017-06-22 04:21 am (UTC)(link)
[KAITO HE CAN'T MAKE PROMISES. YOU MAY DIE. But he'll at least ask.]

That's a good idea. Everyone can ask what they want to know. Do you think having people take turns talking to her might split up the mind-fucking effects of it all?

[Since having only one person bear the burden vs letting people take turns seems like it might make talking to a horrorterror easier.]
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[personal profile] splinten 2017-06-22 04:26 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh well maybe everyone will die from Cthulhu tomorrow. Whoops.]

I have a pretty decent memory. Hit me.
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[personal profile] splinten 2017-06-22 04:43 am (UTC)(link)
I intend to. [Dirk thinks about the people they have left. He doesn't have Dave's knack for spotting people who are strange, but—]

Light Yamagi. Quer, I think. Saya, Tsurugi obviously, Velvet. You're killing off Light and Saya anyway. Tsurugi has agreed to your side. Velvet and Quer are the biggest risks. Other people will be willing to kill once this is out, because it proves everything is pointless. If they're smart, they won't target people who have agreed to be the Innkeeper.

Not that people are always smart.

[Seriously:]

When you do this tomorrow, lay out your reasons, give them all the information you know. Especially explain why you had to do the kills the way you did, because people are not going to let go of that. Apologize for taking the choice away from us, and tell everyone that you're bringing the Soldier to talk to us so that we can ask questions for ourselves and make our own choice. That's your best chance of not being lynched.

Your worst shot is if you make it sounds like it is in any way our fault. Don't call people panicky and stupid and dangerous, don't call them idiots for wanting something else. There are a lot of people who would make the same choice you intend to. Don't be an dick by focusing on how you couldn't trust us.

The more time you spend justifying the choices that hurt us, the more you'll come off as self-righteous assholes. Just explain the damned rules behind the deaths you're going to cause, say what your intentions are, and let the stupid statue give us the rest of the information we need to make our own choices. If this is a trust game, you need to trust us.
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[personal profile] splinten 2017-06-22 04:55 am (UTC)(link)
[HE IS TRYING TO KEEP YOU ALIVE, KAITO!!

There's a pause and then,]


So can I get a sword.

[look

LOOK]
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[personal profile] splinten 2017-06-22 05:01 am (UTC)(link)
Damn.

[HE EXPECTED IT HE COULDN'T GET ONE BUT STILL.

He flops on the couch.]


I miss my katana. And my power to rip souls out of things. Pretty sure I could fuck the Unclean up a little if I had that.
Edited 2017-06-22 05:01 (UTC)
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[personal profile] splinten 2017-06-22 05:08 am (UTC)(link)
Another protip: watch the 'you guys.' If you don't want a mob, don't treat us like one.

[He is being an ass but also he isn't stabbing Kaito so it's like. 50% a win?? maybe??]

I never planned on executing him. It wasn't going to end it so it was a stupid thing when he was our primary source of information.
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[personal profile] splinten 2017-06-22 05:12 am (UTC)(link)
[He notices that pause.]

'Everyone' or 'anyone.' It avoids building an 'us' and 'you' structure.

[You're welcome.]

You also wouldn't have been facing lynching tomorrow.
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[personal profile] splinten 2017-06-22 05:15 am (UTC)(link)
Probably.

[He looks at Kaito.]

That talk I had with Yukina. She said she wouldn't sacrifice the souls in front of her for the different future people who might come here. It made sense as a sentiment to me at the time, but I hadn't understood the implications. Do you feel the same way?
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[personal profile] splinten 2017-06-22 05:18 am (UTC)(link)
Holy fuck, that sentence is way too ironic for you to say to anyone but me.

[Kaito. KAITO.]

I get what you mean, but dude.

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